A selection of favourite quotes from the great, and not so great.

“Real life is what happens while you’re busy making other plans.”
John Lennon

“Don’t cha know there ain’t no Devil? That’s just God when he’s drunk.”
Tom Waits, Heartattack and Vine.

“First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.”
Mahatma Ghandi

“The brain is wider than the sky”
Emily Dickinson

“Captaincy is 90% luck and 10% skill. But don’t try it without that 10%”
Richie Benaud

“They misunderestimated me”
George W Bush

“Shit Happens”
Anon